Humor & Wisdom

ADVICE

忠告

1. Money is not everything. There’s MasterCard & Visa.

金錢不是一切,這世上還有信用卡可用

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃

3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用水,儘量和女友一起洗澡

4. Love the neighbor. Just don’t get caught.

愛你的鄰居,不過不要被抓包

5. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

每個人都該要結婚,因為快樂並不是生命的全部

6. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聰明人不會去結婚,而當他們結了婚就也就不再聰明了

7. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚

8. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差時再來想

9. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就像照片。需要大量的暗房時間來培養。(老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈)

10. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

車子後座的小孩會導致意外。車子後座的意外會”導致”小孩

11. “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.

“你的未來取決於你的夢想”,所以趕快去睡覺吧!!

12. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

應該有比每天早上起床更好的方式開始新的一天

13. “Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?”

努力工作不會導致死亡! “不過何必去冒險呢?

14. God made relatives; Thanks God we can choose our friends.

上天決定了誰是你的親戚,好在我們可以自己選擇朋友

15. When two’s company, three’s the result!

兩個人有伴,但後果是早晚會不小心跑出第三個(變成三個人…)!

16. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網。它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看

17. The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

書唸的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道的越少, 那麼又何必唸書呢?!


 

INSTRUCTIONS FOR LIFE

生活方針

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

要考慮到,濃情烈愛與豐功偉業都蘊含著極大的風險。

2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.

即便失敗了,也別錯過其中的教訓。

3. Follow the three R’s: Respect for self, Respect for other’s and Responsibility for all your actions.

遵守三個原則:尊重自己;尊重他人;為個人一切行為負責。

4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.

別忘了,塞翁失馬,焉知非福。

5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.

先弄懂規則,才會知道該如何適切地打破成規。

6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great relationship.

別讓小小的爭執傷害到深厚的關係。

7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

發現自己犯了錯的時候,立即採取補救措施。

8. Spend some time alone every day.

每天花點時間獨處。

9. Open arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.

擁抱變革,但也要堅守個人價值觀。

10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

請牢記在心,保持緘默有時候是最好的答覆。

11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.

生活誠實正直.那麼,老來回首前塵時,就可以重溫生之喜悅。

12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.

家中氣氛和諧安樂,即是您這一生的基石。

13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.

和親人意見相左時,請就事論事,別翻舊帳。

14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.

和他人分享知識。這是永垂不朽的途徑之一。

15. Be gentle with the earth.

善待地球。

16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.

每年拜訪一個您從未履足過的地方。

17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

請記住,所謂的最佳關係是指,雙方對彼此的愛凌駕在雙方對彼此的需索之上。

18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.

看看您在成功之前必須放棄多少,就足可衡量成功的程度。

19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.

愛和烹飪之道即在恣情任性而為。